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July 19, 2006
BathTub
The Bathtub Test
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
Did you pass, or do you want the bed next to mine?
Posted by FutureFoodTVStar at July 19, 2006 09:26 AM
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Shit.
Posted by: Kami at July 19, 2006 10:00 AM
Shit. I already knew I was insane, now I have solid proof. :)
Posted by: Carrie at July 20, 2006 04:02 PM
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