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May 09, 2006
Woman's Yearly Exam
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.
How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"135," I say. The nurse puts me on the scale.
It turns out my weight is 185.
The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 foot 8," I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5' 3".
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I scream, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac.
Posted by FutureFoodTVStar at May 9, 2006 09:47 PM
Comments
That was hysterical!
Posted by: TBG at May 9, 2006 11:12 PM
I love it!
Posted by: delaine at May 10, 2006 02:10 PM
OMG! That has me rolling! So funny!!!!
Posted by: Carrie at May 11, 2006 12:18 PM
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