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September 10, 2006
My Friend Called In Tears Yesterday
My friend LM called yesterday. She was upset. She said I needed to talk to her 2 yr old yorkie, Basil.
I said, um, ok, why?
Because I think he's a Republican.
Um, ok. Why do you think that?
Because everytime the Shrub comes on TV he stops what he is doing and watches it and when I tell him that Shrub is a bad man he just stares at me.
So... she called Basil to the phone. Basil resisted getting on the phone with AuntAimee. She kept telling him... "Basil, this is not the sex talk.. it's much more important."
When Basil got on the phone I told him that TheShrub was the Anti-Christ, that he was taking us all to hell... and that they eat Dogs in Hell.
Hopefully we have averted a disaster in little Basil's life. We just can't have republican dogs. I'm going to order this t-shirt for Basil.
Posted by FutureFoodTVStar at September 10, 2006 02:23 PM
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Seriously! awesome. It's funny, I just spent waaay too many hours this weekend perusing the anti-Bush slogans on CafePress, and some of them were AMAZING.
I downloaded a bunch of them to use at some later juncture, but two of my favorites were:
"Bush: Like a rock. Only dumber."
and
"Blind faith in bad leadership is NOT patriotic."
"Yee-haw is not a foreign policy" was also pretty great.
Posted by: kerrianne at September 11, 2006 03:17 AM
Poor doggy. I hope you helped him.
Posted by: Kami at September 11, 2006 09:40 AM
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