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September 21, 2006

How To Install A Home Security System In The South

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16
work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
magazine and your NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Big Jim, I went for more ammo. Back in an hour. Don't
mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and
messed him up real bad.

I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside.

Posted by FutureFoodTVStar at September 21, 2006 04:01 PM

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