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May 05, 2005
Cinco De Mayo and a Revelation
OMG. I have had a revelation.
All my life, because of her job, my mother has NEVER known what day it was. As an auditor, she is always looking at something that occured in the past. She would work on projects that would last for months, that ended say, last October. Here it is May and we would go shopping and in the course of an hour, she'd write 15 checks and ask me "What is today?" 15 times. It drove me NUTS.
Well, ever since I started working at "TheLiquorDistributor" I have been working on pricing contracts for grocery store chains. We have to submit the contracts between 30 and 60 days in advance.
A few minutes ago, I called my mother, and I told her that now I know why she never knew what day it was. I drove to work all morning thinking it was June.
God this is SCARY.
Onto lighter notes... today is Cinco de Mayo and I have a craving for some guacamole. Anyone wanna go to lunch with me?
P.S. My addiction to guacamole is my parent's fault. It was the first food they ever gave me that wasn't baby food. Does that count as a counter-revelation?
Posted by FutureFoodTVStar at May 5, 2005 09:23 AM
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